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Woman stabbed intruder (North-West Evening Mail)
A 21-YEAR-OLD woman knifed an intruder who burst into her home and attacked her naked boyfriend. Barry McCaulay lost a lot of blood after being stabbed by Toni-Marie Summers.
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BOMBS AWAY (Asbury Park Press)
When a film starts off with a loathsome premise, there's nowhere to go but downhill. So, when the spectacularly awful "Good Luck Chuck" rockets to near mythic levels of awfulness, it's really no surprise.
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THE NAKED TRUTH (Asbury Park Press)
It just might be time for Morgan Freeman to shelve playing God.
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GOOD AS GOLD (San Francisco Chronicle)
In a case of deja vu - not to mention jet lag - all over again, Ang Lee had barely finished introducing "Lust, Caution" at the Toronto International Film Festival when word came that he must return immediately to Venice because "Lust" had won that festival's…
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The great British joke: Celebrities share their favourite old chestnuts (Independent)
A new survey suggests that the average Briton knows, at best, two jokes. Emily Dugan and Amol Rajan asked public figures to share their favourites
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British farce 'Death at a Funeral' flits between funny and draggy (Press & Sun-Bulletin)
From left, Andy Nyman, Rubert Graves, Peter Dinklage and Mathew MacFayden appear in a scene from "Death at a Funeral." * Starring: Mathew MacFayden, Peter Dinklage and Ewen Bremner. Directed by Frank Oz. MGM, 90 mins.
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Never a dull moment with the Nuge (The Pantagraph)
Recommended preparations for interviewing Ted Nugent: Guzzle, in rapid succession, three Starbucks quadruple-shot lattes, two Red Bulls, and one (you knew this was coming) Rockstar Energy Drink.
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Drugs, guns and stones (Khaleej Times)
KEITH RICHARDS pulled a gun on fellow Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood in a row over his drug-taking, it is revealed. Lead guitarist 'Keef' was incensed that the Stones' bassist was smoking purified cocaine in a method known as freebasing.
Source: www.khaleejtimes.com