Friday, December 23rd, 2011
Homeland’ Open Thread: Jazz And Polka
“I suck cock and I love it,” he snaps back at them. “My wives already know. They don’t care. They love me. So fuck it. Fuck you. Put it on CNN. I’ll admit to everything. Now, I would like to go back to my embassy.” Scripts are useful
Source: thinkprogress.org
Over the TOP: Giving new meaning to trimming the tree
On the box it says "Animatronic Standing Buck." I told my wife what I really wanted for Christmas this year was an Animatronic Standing Fuck. We may still put the stupid thing out there, I don't know. And I suppose I could string some lights on
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TV: The Good Wife: “Parenting Made Easy”
Jesus H., Good Wife. Way to freak me the fuck out. Now I knew, in the back of my mind, that nothing was going to happen to Grace during that tense final act where she was “missing” (in fact, she was getting baptized, which is a whole other conversation
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Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
My wife is having it off with the chap who lives at no 65 Should I call time on her little dalliance, or fuck the lawn and enjoy the peace and quiet while it lasts? You sound a lot like that fellow Joseph from the nativity. He knew naughty Mary
Source: www.thedailymash.co.uk
'Go the Fuck to Sleep' Author Re-Releases "It's Just a Plant"
it was very hard on him and on my wife who had to explain it. Fortunately I have a genuine medical use for it and the paperwork to match .it gave her a place to start but the book would have been better by far."
Source: www.eastbayexpress.com
Happy Birthday, Luther Campbell!
which found him eloquently exclaiming "Fuck Martinez" and "Fuck Martinez" while citing the governor's wife for her ability to "suck a mean dick." Ahem. Campbell would later face continued scrutiny as a columnist for our sister paper, Miami New Times
Source: blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
Innovation requires a profit motive? F*** Y**!!
My wife, who has been married too long to me to be too startled Anyway. I burst out with a 'fuck you' because I was pissed at the utterly self serving bullshit of that assertion. As I said, I make video games. Wanna know a secret about
Source: www.dailykos.com