Preview: Kings at Lakers - Sactown Royalty
She really hurt you, didn’t she? You just put your heart out there, and she crushed you. You wanted it so bad, but she could only look at you with disgust. You spent so long preparing that card too . Get over it you fuck, YOU GUYS WERE IN MIDDLE
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Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades - The Onion (satire)
Shut up, I'm telling you what happened—the bastards went to four blades. Now we're standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three blades and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, fuck it. We're going to five blades.
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Kat Von D and Bam Margera had weird sex - The Superficial
You fuck.
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